No Parking Remote

The whole system,
wherever you train.

Programming written every training day, your division's loads, records that feed the percentages, charts that show whether any of it is working — and an AI read on your training that is built on your actual numbers rather than on a prompt.

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Pick a plan

Cancel whenever. No contract, no joining fee.

Free

Read the programming, log what you did.

$0 forever

  • Today's gym programming, written for the day
  • Log your results and see the section leaderboard
  • Your own results history
  • Export everything you've recorded, whenever you like

Remote

Most popular

The whole training system, wherever you train.

$290 per year

2 months free versus paying monthly

  • Everything in Free
  • The full programming archive, filterable
  • Build your own workouts, or clone and change ours
  • Personal records: every lift and benchmark best, kept and compared
  • One AI training assessment a month

Remote+

For the athlete who wants the numbers to work for them.

$490 per year

2 months free versus paying monthly

  • Everything in Remote
  • A weekly AI training assessment — four times the reads Remote gets
  • Progress charts: score history, record progression, month-by-month volume
  • The lift calculator, and percent-of-1RM days worked out against your maxes
  • Early access to what we build next

Prices in US dollars. Annual plans are billed once for the year and are priced at ten months, which is the honest reason to pick one. Our terms cover refunds and how we'd tell you about a price change.

Why it costs what it costs

Four things here that the apps at this price don't do.

The AI reads your data, not a prompt

Every number in an assessment is worked out in Ruby before Claude sees it, and every observation has to name the field and value it rests on. It can tell you your posterior chain is under-trained because it counted.

Loads written for your division

A movement carries six prescribed loads — open, masters and junior, men's and women's. Tell us your birth year and which set you follow and you see yours, not a table of six.

Percentages that resolve against your maxes

A day written at 70% of your back squat shows you the weight, not the arithmetic. Log a max once and every percentage after it does the work.

Progress you can actually see

Score history per section, personal-record progression, and month-by-month volume — drawn so that up always means better, whether the number goes up or down.

Join the waitlist

Remote isn't open yet. Leave your address and we'll email you when it is — and knowing which plan you'd pick genuinely helps us decide what to build first.

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Remote — $290 a year

Pick a different plan above to change this. Nothing is charged and nothing is committed — this is a list, not an order.

Training at 800 Main Street?

Members here get all of it, free

If you train at the studio in Ouray, everything on this page is already yours — the archive, the records, the charts, the assessments. Your dues are settled with us directly and they always have been; there is nothing to buy here.

Ask about joining the gym

Questions

When does Remote open?

We're building toward it now. The waitlist is how you'll hear — one email when it opens, and nothing before that.

Can I start free and upgrade later?

That's the idea. A free account reads the day's programming and logs your results, and everything you record on it is still there when you upgrade.

What happens if I cancel?

You keep your account and everything in it — the results, the records, the history. You drop back to what a free account can see, and you can export the lot on the way out.

Is my training data used to train an AI?

No. Your data is sent to Claude only when you ask for an assessment, and only your own report goes with it. See our privacy policy for what that means in detail.

Can I put my membership on hold?

Yes — the same as for the gym. Travel, injury, a hard season at work: tell us and we'll pause it rather than bill you for months you can't use.